The federal government is considering limiting, or even banning potatoes from school lunches. Officials fear the tasty tubers are causing childhood obesity. They would rather children eat more leafy greens instead.
The children are not pleased. One child told the Associated Press, “That would be so not cool. I love tater tots.”
Critics of the nanny state’s slow but steady mission creep often ask, “What’s next, a law saying eat your vegetables?” Well, apparently it is next. Freedom advocates need to find a new reductio ad absurdum.
In fact, the USDA already has a temporary regulation in place disallowing food stamps to be used to buy potatoes. The rule may be made permanent next year. Poverty has more important indignities than losing some choice of what you buy at the grocery store. But what a way to treat adults.
Eat your vegetables. Or else. They’re good for you.
Some of the stranger governmental goings-on I’ve dug up recently:
-It is illegal to deface milk cartons in Massachusetts. The punishment is a $10 fine.
-If you aren’t quite sure about the definition of “children’s product,” a proposed regulation would clear that up. Here’s a small sampling: “A determination of whether a product is a ‘children’s product’ will be based on consideration of the four specified statutory factors as further described in the discussion and examples provided in this interpretative rule.”
-The federal government has an Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices.
-The government spends $23m per year on the National Agricultural Library.
-Wondering what the prevailing consensus is surrounding trailer homes? Check out the government’s Manufactured Housing Consensus Committee.
-Stimulus money is being used to replace peoples’ mailboxes – in some cases against their will.
-Eat your vegetables: The federal government has a Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee.
–Seasteaders take note: the federal government has an Outer Continental Shelf Policy Committee.
-$110,000 in stimulus money was spent on an industrial-grade, automated pizza oven.
-It is illegal for a 9th grader to have a mustache in Binghamton, New York.
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