Category Archives: Regulation of the Day

Regulation of the Day 195: Fitted Sheets

California’s state legislature is poised to pass SB 432. It would, of all things, make it a crime for hotels to use non-fitted sheets. Here’s the relevant section of the bill:

The standard shall require all of the following:

(1) The use of a fitted sheet, instead of a flat sheet, as the bottom sheet on all beds within the lodging establishment. For the purpose of this section, a “fitted sheet” means a bed sheet containing elastic or similar material sewn into each of the four corners that allows the sheet to stay in place over the mattress.

This writer is a fan of fitted sheets. I even use them at home. But it is unclear why a law is necessary to require California hotels to use them. Hotels that don’t already have them would be forced to take a financial hit at a time when business is down. SB 432 is hardly an engine of job creation.

California is one of the few states with a full-time legislature. Perhaps they should consider becoming part-time. Giving them less time to satisfy their urge to regulate unimportant business decisions in astonishing detail could only help California’s ailing economy.

It would also make for fewer stories like that of entrepreneur Erica Douglass, is leaving California because of its hostile business climate.

Regulation of the Day 194: Facebook Friends

Missouri has a new law that bans teachers from becoming Facebook friends with any current or former student. The goal is to prevent inappropriate teacher-student relationships.

There are several points to make here. The first is that this is what parenting writer Lenore Skenazy calls “worst first” thinking. It’s rooted in black swan bias, a cognitive defect in the human brain that overestimates the frequency of rare but horrifying risks. Black swan bias has led to, among other things, the creation of the TSA.

Here, the concern is pedophilia. Statistically, it is extremely rare. But it is so horrifying that legislators and the parents who vote for them take precautions completely out of proportion to the actual threat. They assume the worst first. Ready, FIRE!, aim.

Another point is that prohibition doesn’t work; if a teacher-student relationship is going to happen, preventing a Facebook friendship won’t stop anything. Such trysts existed long before Facebook did. This law treats a symptom rather than the disease. And the disease is, frankly, not entirely preventable. That doesn’t make it right; that’s just how it is.

The law, though sloppily written, does have a modicum of common sense. If both parties are 18, they are legally allowed to become Facebook friends. As someone who regularly interacts with former grad school professors online, this is a relief.

It’s a bad idea for underage students and their teachers to become Facebook friends. That’s why most teachers don’t allow it. For those that do, a law is unlikely to stop them. Few teacher-student Facebook friendships turn into anything unseemly. And if any do, statutory rape is already illegal.

Regulation of the Day 193: Cleaning Up After Riots

Rioters and looters have run loose in London over the last three nights. During the day, civilized folk have tried to clean up after them. In a heartening display of spontaneous order, many people are organizing group cleanup efforts using Twitter. Following hashtags like #londoncleanup and #riotcleanup lets people know where they’re needed the most. Facebook groups are serving the same purpose.

Health and safety regulators are trying to stop this spontaneous show of goodwill. The Telegraph reports:

[O]fficers told the volunteers that the decision had been made for the clean-up to be done by the council.

Asked why, an officer said: “Health and safety mainly. There’s lots of broken glass around.”

Many storefronts have broken windows, you see. Broken glass can be dangerous. Better to leave the cleanup to professionals. Someone could get hurt.

This is a different broken window fallacy than the kind one usually sees.

Regulation of the Day 192: Fire Extinguishers

Britain has a Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents. It isn’t quite living up to its name, though. The group is pressing to ban fire extinguishers. They think it would prevent more accidents if residents fled burning buildings instead of fighting the flames themselves.

Many high-rise buildings are starting to take the Royal Society’s recommendation. Mike Edwards lives in one of those buildings. As he told Metro:

‘They are worried we will point them in the wrong direction or use the wrong extinguishers,’ he said. ‘But if you are trapped in a burning building, you will work out how to use one.’

So there you have it. According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents, the risk of spraying yourself with a fire extinguisher outweighs the risk of burning to death.

Regulation of the Day 191: Sippy Cups

Children are messy. That’s why Richard Belanger, one of mankind’s unsung heroes, invented the sippy cup. By taking advantage of surface tension, liquid won’t spill out even if the cup is held upside down.  Even the most determined toddler has a hard time making a mess.

Then came the lawyers.

New York’s state legislature just passed a bill requiring warning labels to be put on all sippy cups sold in the state. It isn’t because sippy cups are dangerous. They don’t have sharp edges. They aren’t toxic. Nor are they a choking hazard. No, it’s because sometimes parents sometimes fill sippy cups with liquids that contain sugar, such as fruit juice. The labels warn that giving your child such drinks will cause tooth decay.

A similar bill passed last year, but fell victim to then-Gov. David Paterson’s veto pen. Current Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s stance on sippy cup policy is unknown. He will see some interest group pressure, though:

“I can show you photos of children who go to bed with sippy cups,” said Mark Feldman, executive director of the state Dental Association, which pressed for the bill.

“All you see is little black stumps that is all that is left of the teeth,” he added.

And I can show you a busybody who spends entirely too much time worrying about other people’s children. If his strongest argument is anecdotal hyperbole (possibly photoshopped?), then his case is weak indeed.

Either that, or the ADA felt the need to have a legislative accomplishment to brag about in its newsletter to prove its clout.

Regulation of the Day 190: How to Behave While in a Forest

Since time immemorial, Cook County, Illinois has had very strict personal conduct regulations for its forests. Among other things, it has been illegal to:

  • Hang out (only applies to felons)
  • Tell fortunes
  • Have your fly open
  • Juggle
  • Do a somersault
  • Park illegally (redundant?)
  • Perform acrobatic stunts

All those clandestine activities are now legal. Those laws are at least 100 years old, and were mainly intended to prevent traveling circuses and carnivals from setting up shop in the forests surrounding Chicago. No citations for any of these offenses have been issued within living memory.

That’s why Cook County’s forest preserve took the hygienic step of repealing the regulations. If a rule isn’t going to be enforced, or if it is clearly a relic of the horse-and-buggy era, it shouldn’t be on the books. Legislators around the country at all levels of government would do well to follow the example that Cook County’s forest preserve has set. It’s the regulatory version of spring cleaning.

Regulation of the Day 189: Naming Your Baby

New Zealand’s Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages has a list of names that are verboten for newborn babies. Some of them make a good deal of sense. Lucifer and Adolf Hitler, for example, are specifically banned. Names like those say more about the parent than the child.

Other names, not so much. Names that sound like titles of nobility are also banned. Baseball all-star Prince Fielder must be glad he wasn’t born in New Zealand. Other likely naming casualties would include actor Judge Reinhold and NBA player Baron Davis.

In today’s post-feudal world, Prince, Judge, and Baron are unlikely to be confused with actual members of the nobility. Nor are noble names likely to have any adverse social consequences for the child. Unlike, say, these names that Bart Simpson used for prank calls to Moe’s Tavern.

Regulation of the Day 188: Cat Licenses

San Diego, California’s city government is going through tough financial times. But legislators have found a lucrative possible revenue source: the city’s 373,000 cats. The city government could raise a lot of money by requiring cat owners to purchase a license for their little friends at $25 each.

Compliance rates for pet licenses tend to be low. Two thirds of Los Angeles’ dog owners don’t bother licensing their dogs, even though they’re required to by law. With cats, compliance would probably be even lower. Many cats are indoor-only, and are thus easy to hide from regulators. They don’t need to be walked in public daily like dogs do.

The city seems to be fine with that. It just wants some money, according to NBC’s San Diego affiliate in an article cleverly titled “Cat Owners Hiss at Licensing Proposal:”

If just 5 percent had been registered at $25 a head, the auditor’s office says the city could have saved $536,000 over the past three fiscal years.

Curiously worded. For the city government to save money, it would have to spend less. Here the city auditor is saying the city government would save money by taxing more. For that statement to be true, residents’ money couldn’t actually be theirs. It would be the government’s. They’re just nice enough to let the citizens have some of it. That ugly philosophical presumption alone is enough to discredit this proposal.

There’s more to it, though. Collection costs and establishing a licensing system would eat into the revenues.

Then there are the unintended consequences. Every city has stray cats. To keep their numbers in check, some kind souls will take them off the streets, have them spayed or neutered, then release them. Doing so would require a $25 license, even if the cat only stays with the person long enough to recover from the surgery. That means a lot of people wouldn’t bother with their good deeds, and San Diego would have even more stray cats.

Other cat owners would refuse to take their cats to the vet, where licenses would be issued. It can be expensive to get cats their shots and have them fixed. Making it even more expensive means fewer people will do the right thing. That’s bad for the animals’ health and life expectancy.

UPDATE: This is already happening in North St. Paul, Minnesota. Reader Maggie sends along this article:

Doug and Annette Edge thought they were doing the right thing for their community.

With feral cats roaming their North St. Paul neighborhood, the couple trapped the wild felines, took them to be sterilized and vaccinated, and then released them back into the city.

City officials, though, say the couple was breaking city animal laws.

In April, North St. Paul charged Doug Edge, 45, with two misdemeanors: failing to have a cat license and allowing domestic animals to run at large. Edge faces a fine and up to 90 days in jail.

Regulation of the Day 187: Pedicabs

Pedicabs are the 21st century version of the rickshaw. A two-seat carriage is attached to a bicycle, and the driver will pick up customers and take them where they want to go. They’re especially popular around the National Mall in Washington, DC. Many of the drivers are cycling enthusiasts who get to make a little extra money and meet friendly people while getting some exercise.

The city has traditionally treated pedicabs with a light regulatory touch. At least until recently. The City Council now wants to require pedicab passengers to wear seatbelts.

That’s not all. Pedicabs will be required to have standardized braking system, no doubt to the delight of at least one lucky brake manufacturer.  When cars are present, pedicabs will also be required to stick to the lane closest to the curb. This is legislating common sense.

The City Council is expected to pass the legislation this fall.

Regulation of the Day 186: Missing Children

Paige Johnson, 17, has been missing since September. Her grandmother, Jenny Roderick of Covington, Kentucky, spends most of her spare time putting up missing person posters with Paige’s picture all over the area. Maybe somebody saw her on the street. Maybe somebody knows something. Anything to get her granddaughter back.

Covington police promptly ordered Roderick to stop putting up fliers on city property.

City regulations prohibit putting fliers on utility poles. The Daily Mail reports that “While insisting that the city has ‘no intention of being insensitive to her family,’ the city manager said that regardless of what the posters say, they have to come down because they break city ordinances.”

Here’s hoping that Paige turns up safe and sound. Until then, Covington police might want to let this code violation slide.