Here’s a fresh batch of regulatory bloopers:
- Flirting is illegal in Haddon, New Jersey. (see § 175-12)
- It is illegal to play cards on the street in Madison, Iowa.
- In Haverbill, Massachusetts, it is illegal for women to wrestle.
- It is a felony for bears to wrestle in Alabama.
- You may now sit outside year-round in Stratford, CT if you like.
- Talk about attention to detail. Massachusetts state law requires gift certificates to be valid for at least 7 years.
- In Florida, it is illegal to release 11 helium balloons per day. 10 is ok, though.
- Adams County, CO requires all male massage parlor workers to wear white shirts and white pants. Transparent clothing is expressly forbidden.
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Here’s another batch of regulatory bloopers:
- In Little Rock, Arkansas, it is illegal to honk your horn at a restaurant after 9:00 pm.
- It has been illegal for men to walk dogs in public in Saudi Arabia since 2008.
- Until 1975, wearing a swimsuit on a Kentucky city street without a police escort meant a fine of up to $25.
- In New Jersey, you need a license to break eggs at work.
- In Walnut City, California, cross-dressing is only allowed if you get a permit from the sheriff.
- §10-1.2 of Honolulu’s city code makes it “unlawful to annoy any bird” in a public park.
- In Naples, Italy, the law requires pizzas to be round.
- It is illegal to play bingo while drunk in Kern County, California. Only sober people may play.
Since time immemorial, Cook County, Illinois has had very strict personal conduct regulations for its forests. Among other things, it has been illegal to:
- Hang out (only applies to felons)
- Tell fortunes
- Have your fly open
- Do a somersault
- Park illegally (redundant?)
- Perform acrobatic stunts
All those clandestine activities are now legal. Those laws are at least 100 years old, and were mainly intended to prevent traveling circuses and carnivals from setting up shop in the forests surrounding Chicago. No citations for any of these offenses have been issued within living memory.
That’s why Cook County’s forest preserve took the hygienic step of repealing the regulations. If a rule isn’t going to be enforced, or if it is clearly a relic of the horse-and-buggy era, it shouldn’t be on the books. Legislators around the country at all levels of government would do well to follow the example that Cook County’s forest preserve has set. It’s the regulatory version of spring cleaning.
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People seem to want a government that solves problems. They have gotten exactly what they asked for. In the U.S., regulatory agencies employ over 270,000 problem-solvers. Worldwide, there are even more. When there are that many regulators, they will come up with some very creative problems to solve. The next someone tells you the economy is dangerously unregulated, refer them to this list:
- In New Hampshire, it is illegal to have a ferret in your possession while on your way to a hunting trip.
- Also in New Hampshire, ventriloquism is a licensed occupation.
- In Juneau, Alaska, regulations prohibit animals from entering barbershops. Remember, humans are animals. And the city code doesn’t offer an explicit definition of “animal” that excludes humans. So technically, nobody is allowed inside a Juneau barbershop. Not even to water the plants, which are allowed. (Hat tip to Eli Dourado)
- It is illegal to counterfeit cat and dog tags in Grand Forks, North Dakota.
- If you’ve ever been in a duel, you may not work as a first responder in Kentucky.
- Minnesota regulations prohibit washing teflon-coated cookware with abrasive sponges.
- In New Orleans, it is illegal to inflate meat.
- In Connecticut, it is illegal to use a white cane unless you can’t see it.
- Delaware has a particularly postmodern regulatory code. In that state, it is a felony to wear a disguise while committing a felony.
- In Indiana, it is a class B misdemeanor to dye birds and rabbits.
- In Cambridge, Massachusetts, it is against city law to shake carpets in the street.
- In La Plata, Maryland, taxis with three doors are illegal.
- According to Chapter 9.32.040 of Moab, Utah’s city code, boobie traps are illegal.
- All ice sold in El Paso, TX is required by law to be made inside city limits unless it’s made from distilled water.
- It is against the law in Massachusetts for construction workers to wear stilts.
- In Nevada, forgetting to close a gate is a misdemeanor.
- In Fairfax County, Virginia, it is illegal to use a pogo stick on a city bus unless the driver specifically asks you to.
Modern America isn’t the only time or place where regulators pay astonishing attention to detail. Just for fun, here are a few strange rules from the other side the Atlantic:
- 16th century England had antitrust regulations similar to our own. In an early example of preventing vertical integration, it was illegal to be both a tanner and a currier.
- In England, it is illegal to turn off someone else’s lamp if both of you are on or near a city street.
- In Turin, Italy, failing to walk your dog at least thrice daily is punishable with a €500 fine.
Florida has one busy legislature. They spend their time on everything from the amount of toilet paper in restaurant bathrooms to fake testicles on the back of pickup trucks.
The mighty Solons of Florida have just passed a whopping 140 new regulations. Hopefully residents can keep them all straight! Highlights:
-If you sell horse meat for human consumption, you should be aware of new labeling rules.
-It is now illegal to own a Burmese python in Florida.
-Or a bong, for that matter.
-Florida’s $100 limit for poker buy-ins is repealed. There is no longer a limit on buy-in amount.
-Want to coach your kid’s youth sports team? You will have to pass a background check.
-The next time you buy over-the-counter cold medicine, you will have to show ID and sign a form.
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Some of the stranger governmental goings-on I’ve dug up recently:
-Since 1960, it has been illegal to fly a kite in Schaumburg, Illinois.
-If you are a tree in need of help, the federal government has a Tree Assistance Program.
–$18,881 of stimulus money spent on a single sign in Wyoming.
-Concerned about your fecundity? Consult the federal government’s Reproductive Health Drugs Advisory Committee.
-Northern Arizona University spends $75,000 in stimulus funds to install electronic sensors to see if students skip class. (hat tip to The Wall Street Journal‘s Kim Schatz)
-In Alabama, it is against the law to sell artificially colored potatoes.
-Need help with your math homework? Consult the government’s North American Numbering Council.
-In Yukon, Oklahoma, it is illegal for a patient to pull a dentist’s tooth.
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