Category Archives: Security Theater

TSA Trifecta

First, a TSA manager at Dulles airport has been arrested for running a prostitution ring.

Second, two Miami TSA employees were arrested for trashing a hotel room and firing a semiautomatic handgun six times out of a window.

Third, security expert Bruce Schneier has been debating former TSA head Kip Hawley over at The Economist. Schneier absolutely destroys him. Game, set match:

He wants us to trust that a 400-ml bottle of liquid is dangerous, but transferring it to four 100-ml bottles magically makes it safe. He wants us to trust that the butter knives given to first-class passengers are nevertheless too dangerous to be taken through a security checkpoint. He wants us to trust the no-fly list: 21,000 people so dangerous they’re not allowed to fly, yet so innocent they can’t be arrested. He wants us to trust that the deployment of expensive full-body scanners has nothing to do with the fact that the former secretary of homeland security, Michael Chertoff, lobbies for one of the companies that makes them. He wants us to trust that there’s a reason to confiscate a cupcake (Las Vegas), a 3-inch plastic toy gun (London Gatwick), a purse with an embroidered gun on it (Norfolk, VA), a T-shirt with a picture of a gun on it (London Heathrow) and a plastic lightsaber that’s really a flashlight with a long cone on top (Dallas/Fort Worth).

 

TSA Thwarts Wheelchair-Bound 3-Year Old Terrorist

Presented without comment. Click here if the embedded video doesn’t work.

 

TSA Infographic

The creator of this great infographic sent me an email this morning asking if I’d post about it; happy to oblige. Original image here.

Worth noting: the link between body scanners and cancer is unclear. I’m personally skeptical that there’s a causal link, but we don’t know for sure yet. Either way, they’re easily defeated, and do not improve passenger safety.

TSA Waste
Created by: OnlineCriminalJusticeDegree.com

TSA Thwarts Breast Pump Bomber

New mothers are the fastest-growing demographic among potential terrorists. That’s why TSA officials at a Hawaii airport were suspicious of one young mom’s mechanical breast pump. That’s suspicious in and of itself. But they decided that “because the bottles in her carry-on were empty,” they needed to take a closer look.

The woman’s bottles were empty because the TSA does not allow liquids through security. Bottled water, soda, coffee, whatever. Dump it out before you get in line. There is an exception for breast milk, but the woman didn’t know that.

Long story short, the TSA made the woman use the pump to prove that it was genuine, and not a bomb:

“I asked him if there was a private place I could pump and he said no, you can go in the women’s bathroom. I had to stand in front of the mirrors and the sinks and pump my breast in front of every tourist that walked into that bathroom. I was embarrassed and humiliated and then angry that I was treated this way.”

This is a classic example of what Lenore Skenazy calls worst-first thinking. The TSA released a statement apologizing to the woman, which it rarely does in these types of cases. But they keep happening. When screeners see ordinary people, they assume the worst, first. This is not how one deals with a threat rarer than getting hit by lightning.

Regulation of the Day 210: Transgendered Air Travelers

Canada is cracking down on the latest terrorist threat to innocent people everywhere: transgendered people. A July 2011 provision added to the Canadian Aeronautics Act’s Identity Screening Regulations says, “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger… who does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”

Suppose someone was born female but lives life as a male. If his valid government-issued photo ID still identifies him as female, he may not board an airplane. It can take years of filling out forms and enduring hearings to convince courts to legally recognize that someone has crossed genders, as the economist Deirdre McCloskey (formerly Donald) movingly writes in her autobiography, Crossing. The result is a de facto ban on flying for most transgendered Canadians.

Dennis Lebel is Canada’s Transportation Minister. He supports the ban. He believes it increases passenger safety.

It doesn’t, actually. Here’s why. A passenger is a threat if he carries weapons or explosives on board. If he doesn’t, he’s not. This is true whether or not his appearance matches his ID, or whether it says “M” or “F.” This is true even if the passenger uses a fake ID, or none at all. Can this person bring down a plane? That is the question.

In other words, showing ID has precisely nothing to do with passenger safety. It’s all for show. The point is if you have weapons and explosives or not.

Lebel and the Canadian security screeners who work for him should keep this in mind. The nasty little provision may or may not be specifically targeted at gender crossers. But in practice it is discrimination, and it does not make air travelers any safer. If anything, by distracting screeners from searching for weapons and explosives, it makes passengers a little less safe. This is bad policy all around. It should be repealed immediately.

TSA Officers Jailed for $40,000 Theft from Checked Baggage

My first advice for traveling with valuables is don’t. But if you must, don’t check them. If they won’t fit in your carry-on, consider FedEx or UPS.

Hopefully we’ll see fewer stories like that going forward, and more like John Deschamp’s. He is a TSA screener who found $5,000 in cash and turned it in instead of pocketing it.

TSA Thwarts Cupcake Bomber

Rest easy, America.

Holiday Travel Travails

Just in time for the holiday travel season, Vanity Fair’s Charles C. Mann took a trip through airport security with security expert Bruce Schneier. Mann used a fake boarding pass that he printed at home with a little bit of Photoshopping and some coaching from Schneier; it worked.

In fact, there are only three security measures that are effective, and they’re all already in place. They are “locking and reinforcing the cockpit doors, so terrorists can’t break in, positive baggage matching”—ensuring that people can’t put luggage on planes, and then not board them —“and teaching the passengers to fight back. The rest is security theater.”

It’s also time to allow passengers to keep their shoes on:

Taking off your shoes is next to useless. “It’s like saying, Last time the terrorists wore red shirts, so now we’re going to ban red shirts,” Schneier says. If the T.S.A. focuses on shoes, terrorists will put their explosives elsewhere. “Focusing on specific threats like shoe bombs or snow-globe bombs simply induces the bad guys to do something else. You end up spending a lot on the screening and you haven’t reduced the total threat.”

Schneier goes on to show, point-by-point, why almost every aspect of TSA’s security apparatus is spectacularly ineffective. Body scanners, behavioral detection officers, air marshals, and all the rest are the kind of big-budget production that doesn’t actually produce much in the way of increased safety. Fortunately, terrorism is rare; we are still safe.

Read the whole thing. And when you’re done, pick up a copy of Schneier’s book, Beyond Fear: Thinking Sensibly About Security in an Uncertain World.

Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)

The latest from comedian/musician Remy. Click here if the embedded video doesn’t work.

TSA Screener Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charges

Yikes.