Category Archives: Political Animals

Stubbs for Mayor


About 15 years ago, voters in Talkeetna, Alaska must have been very disappointed in their mayoral candidates, because a tail-less kitten named Stubbs won the election as a write-in candidate.

He’s still in office, and his policies are popular with his constituents:

“He doesn’t raise our taxes — we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business. He’s honest,” said Lauri Stec, manager of Nagley’s General Store, which doubles as the mayor’s office.

I wonder if Stubbs has ambitions to run for higher office. America could use more politicians like him.

(via Trevor Burrus)

Consider the Competition

Donald Trump gets ‘statesman of year’ award

Orwell Is Smiling

Politico headline: White House: Mandate not a tax, but a choice

Orszag: Make Voting Mandatory

Revolving-door veteran Peter Orszag, formerly of OMB and currently of Citigroup, proposes making voting mandatory in a piece over at Bloomberg.

Some poll results show why this is a bad idea:

In short, the median voter in America is a boob.

And the median voter is precisely who decides elections. Politicians, at least successful ones, must pander to people who have roughly the same politico-economic acumen as my cats. Hence the slew of unwise policies in both the Republican and Democratic party platforms.

Keep in mind that the least educated people are also the least likely to vote. Mandatory voting, by bringing the uneducated to the polls, would make the median voter an even bigger boob than he already is. This could well lead to even worse policy outcomes than we have now.

But consequentialism isn’t all there is to it. There is also the principle of the thing. This is a free country. Voting is a choice, not a duty or an obligation. People should be able to choose for themselves whether or not to vote. Peter Orszag shouldn’t make that decision for you.

Slow News Day

Politico: Hillary Clinton wears cat-eye sunglasses

Nowhere to Go but Up

Congressional approval ratings are up drastically. They are now 17 percent, up from a record-low 10 percent in February.

This being an election year, Congress is intentionally doing nothing of substance so voters will have fewer things to be mad about.

This may well be one instance where correlation does, in fact, equal causation.

Politics 101

When votes are at stake, truth takes a distant second to electoral success. This was just as true in Benjamin Constant’s 1815 as it is in our 2012:

“Everyone is more concerned to hit hard than accurately.”

-Benjamin Constant, Principles of Politics Applicable to All Governments, p. 4.

Small Mercies: At Least He’s an Ex-Congressman

The Hill: GOP ex-Rep. Hoekstra: FBI, CIA should vet candidates’ citizenship

This birther nonsense just refuses to die. Also notice that, at least to my knowledge, every single birther opposes President Obama. Not a single one says, “I agree with him, though I think he was born in Kenya.” Weird, huh?

It’s not enough to simply disagree with his policies. They have a need to make it personal. “I disagree with him, therefore he must be ineligible for office.” This is not a healthy mindset.

If anything, I think the U.S. citizenship requirement should be abolished. In 1812, it might have mattered quite a bit if a foreigner — a British citizen, perhaps? — became President. Here in 2012, that once-wise policy is no longer needed.

Politics Is About Power, Not Ideology

People who want to be president are not normal. That’s what makes Robert Caro’s sprawling biography series on Lyndon Johnson so fascinating. Caro is largely sympathetic to Johnson’s politics and marvels at his adept political maneuvering. But he is also unafraid to show just how bad a human being Johnson was. Late in the first volume, he sums him up well:

A hallmark of Johnson’s career had been a lack of any consistent ideology or principle, in fact of any moral foundation whatsoever — a willingness to march with any ally who could help his personal advancement.

-Robert Caro, The Years of Lyndon Johnson: The Path to Power, p. 663.

Similar sentiments apply to both 2012 candidates. Power. Always power. Caro’s books are about that at least as much as they are about LBJ, their nominal subject. And that is why they will always be relevant.

GAO Releases Study About a Study on Studies

Voltaire once wrote that “I have only ever addressed one prayer to God, and it is very short: ‘My God, please make all our enemies ridiculous.’ God has granted my wish.” As with Voltaire, so with classical liberals.

The Pentagon — the same agency that has an official 26-page brownie recipe — recently released a study about studies. Now GAO has produced its own study about that study about studies. Yahoo’s Alyssa Newcomb explains:

The study of a study of studies began in 2010 when Defense Secretary Robert Gates complained that his department was “awash in taskings for reports and studies.” He wanted to know how much they cost.

Two years later, the Pentagon review is still continuing, which prompted Congress to ask the GAO to look over the Pentagon’s shoulder. What they found lacked military precision.

It goes downhill from there.