Why Prince Fielder Will Never Be a Yankee

A junior high school in Wisconsin is holding a bratwurst fry today. They’re raising money to fund a school-wide trip to a Milwaukee Brewers game next month. Sounds like a lot of fun.

This, of course, would be illegal in New York City, where food-based fundraisers are de facto banned. Administrators worry that they contribute to child obesity.

2 responses to “Why Prince Fielder Will Never Be a Yankee

  1. Point taken, but don’t forget that Mr. Fielder is a vegetarian.

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