Sometimes Bad Legislation Is Good

Florida’s legislature sure gets a lot done. This is especially impressive since they’re a part-time legislature, in session for only 60 days each year.

Last month they moved to regulate toilet paper quantities in restaurants.

Now they’re trying to solve the most pressing, urgent problem facing their fine state: fake testicles on the back of trucks.

Some people think this a waste of time. They’re right. But I think legislators aren’t being wasteful enough. Any time they spend on inanities like TruckNutz is time not spent strangling the state’s education and health care systems.

As a bonus, the bill’s own sponsor doubts his ban will become law. But he still tied up the Senate by having them vote on it. Since it passed, now the Assembly will have to waste time voting on it.

Kudos, I say.

AstroTurf: Killer of Children?

As I noted before, I think the lead poisoning scare surrounding artificial turf is exaggerated. I take a more in-depth look over at the American Spectator Online.

Human Origins and Achievement

The Economist reports that researchers have been able to determine where and when human populations diverged as far back as 200,000 years ago. It’s a fascinating article.

They also speculate that a severe drought in Africa very nearly wiped out humanity. Total population may have dipped as low as 2,000 people. Today’s population of 6.6 billion is descended entirely from that small pool.

The most amazing part of it is that the researchers were able to piece most of that together just by looking at mitochondrial DNA. To learn so much from so little is absolutely amazing. This is one of those times where I stand in awe of human ingenuity.

The Certainty

Happy Earth Day, everyone. Some thoughts were provoked by a timely piece by Patrick Moore, a co-founder of Greenpeace. He writes about why he left the organization.

Moore is a scientist, trained in the scientific method. He doesn’t have what I call The Certainty. His colleagues did. They were more rigid, more ideological. More Certain.

The breaking point came when, over Moore’s objections, Greenpeace tried to ban chlorine, which is an element on the periodic table.

Moore laments, “the initial healthy skepticism hardened into a mindset that treats virtually all industrial use of chemicals with suspicion.”

That hardened mindset is The Certainty. It is environmentalism’s ugly side. It turns it into a religion.

We all know that religion can bring joy and comfort to people. But when The Certainty shows itself, religion becomes something darker.

The environmental movement is the same way. It is wonderful that activists have raised awareness. People prefer a clean environment to a dirty one, and sure enough, look at the data. Our environment is cleaner than it was fifty years ago. What a noble achievement.

Then The Certainty came in. Trying to ban this or that chemical without evidence of harm. Advocating technological regress. Attacking those with fact-based disagreements as corporate puppets, without ever touching the substance of their arguments.

There’s a reason why I think of (radical) environmentalism as the new religion. Like religion, environmentalism has done some good. But like religion, the more radical adherents have The Certainty. That can, quite literally, be bad for our health.

Salary Cap?

Even though the Yankees have a payroll 1/3 larger than any other team, I don’t think baseball needs a salary cap. I say why over at the American Spectator Online.

Astro Turf: Mankind’s Doom

Fields made of artificial turf are being investigated as health hazards because some of them contain lead. New Jersey has taken an early lead in overreacting by closing two fields.

This would be a cause for concern if there were signs of lead poisoning in people using the fields. But there is no evidence of even a single player getting lead poisoning.

It’s the dose that makes the poison. That dose just isn’t there in the fields.

A spokesman said, “In the 40 years that synthetic sports turf has been in use in the United States and around the world, not one person has ever reported any ill effects related to the material composition of the fibers.”

It really irks me when media outlets frighten people with scare stories like this. Now a government investigation is wasting peoples’ time and tax dollars because of it.

Orwell Returns to Arlington

Arlington County’s red light cameras are coming back this summer.

The ostensible reason is safety. OK, fair enough. But statistics show that accident rates actually tend to go up at intersections that have cameras installed. How does that happen?

Yellow light times are often shortened. That way the cameras nab more drivers running reds and can issue more tickets. That means more revenue for local governments. It also means more accidents for drivers.

This pattern has played itself out everywhere from Colorado to Texas to DC. At least one politician has publicly acknowledged that his city has the cameras for revenue-generating purposes. The safety angle? That’s just PR.

Now the cameras are coming back here.

Thanks, Arlington.

Whoever Wins, We Lose

Last night witnessed the 21st(!) Clinton vs. Obama debate.

The general consensus seems to be that Obama gives a better stump speech, but Clinton does better in debates.

It’d be nice if one or the other actually had something to do with competence in performing the President’s duties.

Such is the political process.

So it goes.

Bush Shifts Stance on Climate Change

The President is announcing today a new intiative on climate change.

Politically, this is great news for Democrats. If passed, the President’s proposals would slow down the economy. They would also do little to reduce CO2 emissions.

When this becomes apparent, Democrats can blame Republicans for enacting failed policies. This despite the fact that many of those policies originated with Democrats.

Politics is a dirty business, isn’t it?

Bad Economics and Income Tax Withholding

CNN has a poll on its homepage that asks, “On your taxes this years, are you: 1) Getting a refund, 2) Have to pay the IRS, or 3) Not sure yet.” (emphasis added)

Truth is, everyone pays the IRS. Most of us just do it in advance, not on April 15. That’s what withholding is. If you get a refund, that just means you overpaid in advance. A refund is just getting some of your own money back.

We also give the government the time value of that money; we are denied the chance to save or invest that money and earn interest on it.

A lot of people don’t realize that. It’s frustrating when people look forward to April 15, because they think they get free money.

We should end withholding, so people get a better sense of what they’re really paying.

While we’re at it, we should also move tax day to the day before election day.