Category Archives: The Arts

New J. Robbins Song

J. Robbins has played in some of my favorite bands over the years (Jawbox, Burning Airlines, Channels), and worked with still more as a producer (Braid, Shiner, The Dismemberment Plan, et al).

NPR recently stuck Robbins in the same room as Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie, and gave them two days to write and record a song. The result is worth hearing. You can listen for yourself here.

Robbins should have sung lead. His voice is easier on the ear, and at the same time far more expressive than Walla’s nondescript tenor. But the music is good. The main riff is catchy. The rhythm section is sparse yet tight, and provides the perfect staccato contrast to Walla’s legato, almost trance-like guitar lines.  Robbins and Walla combine for some lush vocal harmonies where appropriate. And drummer Darren Zentek (Robbins’ Channels bandmate) shows once again that he is master of the 16th note — just listen to the ghost notes he lays into his snare drum.

And for someone like me who used to put quite a bit of time into writing music and playing in bands, it brings back some good memories of what practice was like.

High Art Reborn?

It is not a controversial statement to say that the art of painting declined in the 20th century, and remains at a low ebb. For most people, paintings of soup cans don’t compare favorably to Botticelli, Titian, or Rembrandt.

Could a revival be underway? Historian Paul Johnson (The Birth of the Modern, The Renaissance, etc.) has a short article, worth reading, about Charles Cecil’s attempt to revive the lost art of portraiture.

While I wish Cecil well, and would love to see some of his work, I think his revival of the masters’ techniques is ultimately a lost cause. The future of art will probably have more to do with the pixel than the paintbrush.

Most digital artwork out there is dreck, true. But its sheer quantity almost guarantees that quality work will emerge. Good art will have life after its ironic postmodern death.

Indiana Jones and the Social Security Check of Doom

Just got back from seeing the new Indiana Jones movie with the Long-Suffering Girlfriend. I don’t go to the movies very often, so the experience is always interesting.

Before the show, I ordered a medium soda. The lady behind the counter pulled out a behemoth 44 oz. cup, and I started laughing. “That’s the largest medium soda I’ve ever seen,” I said.

“Yeah, we hear that a lot,” she replied, looking decidedly unamused.

Once we settled in our seats, we got to watch about 15 minutes of commercials before the lights dimmed and the parade of previews floated by.

Now, on the tv, there are a lot of commercials for movies. But at the movies, most of the commercials are for tv shows. It’s a nice bit of symmetry, I think.

So — on to the movie. It’s been getting mixed reviews. Some people liked it, and some didn’t.

I didn’t.

I’d go into detail, but it’s late and I don’t feel like it.

I prefer short reviews, anyway.

Modern Art

Pet rat’s artwork sells for more than $3500

The end of the video is actually pretty cute.

I should probably also disclose that hanging on my wall is a painting by a bonobo. The proceeds went toward research and conservation efforts, so I like to think I’m not a total sucker.

Modern Art

Thirty stolen bronze sculptures are valued at $1 million — [but] not by the scrap yards where most of them ended up.”

Modern Art

The headline says it all: “Toddler fools the art world into buying his tomato ketchup paintings