Category Archives: Regulation of the Day

Regulation of the Day 45: Wooden Crates

Even the humble wooden crate cannot escape the government’ watchful regulatory eye. The rules include provisions for:

-Which types of trees from which countries may be used to make crates.
-Bark removal from the logs used to make the crates.
-Pest inspection.
-Heat treatment.
-Fumigation.
-Treated wood must be marked (the Department of Defense is exempt from this requirement).
-There are other rules for bamboo crates.
-And for loose wood.

Regulation of the Day 44: Soil Scientists

In Wisconsin, you need a license to work as a soil scientist. The requirements are listed here, and the paperwork (up to 27 forms!) is here in case you’re interested in applying.

Regulation of the Day 43: Telemarketing

It is a federal offense for telemarketers to charge their customers without permission. In regulatory lingo, this is known as “Causing billing information to be submitted for payment, directly or indirectly, without the express informed consent of the customer or donor.”

In English, this is called stealing. Which was already against the law long before this regulation hit the books.

Regulation of the Day 42: Hearing Aid Calibration

In Virginia, state law requires audiometers used for prescribing hearing aids to be calibrated at least annually. Records must be kept for three years.

Regulation of the Day 41: The Color of Beer Cans

Having already solved all of the country’s economic problems, the FTC now has time to threaten to step in and stop Budweiser from selling cans of Bud Light with college sports team colors on the labels.

Hat tip to Mark Calabria.

Regulation of the Day 40: Flying a Plane

Want to fly a plane? The FAA just published 72 pages worth of changes to its already extensive certification rules. 173 changes in all.

Don’t forget to list your current residential address when applying for a knowledge test.

Regulation of the Day 39: Postmodern Microwave Ovens

While cleaning my microwave oven at home the other day, I noticed a little metal badge on the inside with the model number, serial number, and some other information. At the bottom, it declared in capital letters:

“THIS PRODUCT COMPLIES WITH DHHS RULES 21 CFR SUBCHAPTER J.”

So I looked it up. The rule says, among other things, that appliances have to have little badges on them that say they comply with rule requiring the little badges. Perhaps this comes from the Department of Redundancy Department?

Regulation of the Day 38: Carrying Letters

Antitrust laws are intended to prevent anti-competitive practices. And if anything qualifies as an anti-competitive practice, fining and jailing people for competing with you certainly would. Which brings us to this little tidbit from the Code of Federal Regulations:

It is generally unlawful under the Private Express Statutes for any person other than the Postal Service in any manner to send or carry a letter on a post route or in any manner to cause or assist such activity. Violation may result in injunction, fine or imprisonment or both and payment of postage lost as a result of the illegal activity.

I expect the Department of Justice to launch an investigation post-haste.

Regulation of the Day 37: Lemonade Stands

It is illegal for children to sell lemonade in New York City without a permit.

Clementine Lee, 10, was recently fined $50 for selling lemonade in Riverside Park. Fortunately, “A spokesperson for the Parks Department says the agents showed poor judgment and that the ticket will be dismissed.”

This translates roughly to “we were getting too much bad publicity.”

(Hat tip: Reason Daily Brickbats)

Regulation of the Day 36: Buying American

The $787,000,000,000 stimulus contains a provision requiring the Department of Homeland Security to buy US-made textiles. Basically, that means TSA uniforms will go up in price.

Let’s look at the logic behind this. If DHS would just pay more money for the same product, leaving less money left over for purchasing other goods, we can stimulate the economy. Jobs will be created or saved.

Amazing that some people still think that restricting trade and voluntarily paying higher prices will increase prosperity.