Category Archives: General Foolishness

Competition in the fast food industry appears as heated as ever:

McDonald’s Calls Police On Man Dressed Up As The Burger King

Maybe next week the Hamburglar will retaliate.

Politico strikes again: Captain America to be commander-in-chief

Politico: Obama administration denies plan to invade Canada

You know the old cliche. Dog bites man? Not news. Man bites dog? Now that’s news. So one lucky reporter must have been absolutely delighted to put this headline on a story:

Two men shot by their own dogs, ‘accidentally’

Man walks into bar, orders a water, eats black pepper then heads to Wisconsin

Just another day in the life.

WTOP: Study: D.C. drivers are worst in the country

Allstate says drivers in D.C. get into a crash and file a claim once every 4.7 years, making them 112 percent more likely to do so than a typical driver elsewhere in the country.

As I always tell out-of-towners, the first rule of driving in DC is don’t.

There has been a rash of real-life drive-by fruitings in the UK.