Category Archives: General Foolishness

Perhaps Bill Should Reconsider His Position

Politico: Bill lets teachers spank kids 10 times

Slow News Day

Politico: State dinner menu, guests unveiled

Slow News Day

Politico: Mitt Romney dances Gangnam style

Slow News Day

Politico: George H.W. Bush wears the wackiest socks

Slow News Day

Politico: Chris Christie, Scott Walker to watch Giants-Packers

Sadly for this Packer fan, the Giants won yesterday’s game, 27-13. Get well soon, Aaron Rodgers.

The Politics of SpongeBob

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Two unrelated news stories caught my eye this morning that capture the depth of today’s political discourse. The first is a Politico story explaining, apparently in all seriousness, why SpongeBob Squarepants is becoming a Republican icon. In the name of balance, the story even includes a negative quote from Al Sharpton, presented without irony.

In the second story, a wit presented HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius with a copy of Websites for Dummies at an event, as a tactful reminder of the difficulties her department has had getting various insurance exchange websites to work properly.

This is why I work in policy, and not politics.

The Question Has Officially Been Answered

Express (UK): Seven workers change one traffic light bulb

How Not to Write a Lede

In journalism, the lede is the first sentence or two of a story. It’s spelled that way to disambiguate it from the various meanings of the word “lead.” The lede’s job is to summarize the story as succinctly as possible while inviting the reader to read further. Some ledes, however are better than others:

SPOKANE, Wash. — The Spokane City Council will discuss a proposed ordinance that would make unlawful public exposure a criminal misdemeanor on Monday night.

Taken literally, if you feel like engaging in some good-old-fashioned public nudity in Spokane, don’t do it on a Monday. Wait until Tuesday. Or, if it’s Sunday night, hurry up and get out there! Unfortunately for exhibitionists, one doubts this was the reporter actually meant to say.

Slow News Day

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Politico: Madeleine Albright joins Twitter

Slow News Day

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Politico
: Obama tweets at Katy Perry