The Onion reports that “Government advisers are developing menus to combat climate change by cutting out ‘high carbon’ food such as meat from sheep, whose burping poses a serious threat to the environment.”
Oh, wait — that article was actually in the Times of London. It isn’t satire. At least, not intentionally.
(Hat tip to Drudge)
(Cross-posted at Open Market)
Inertia Wins! 