Monthly Archives: May 2008

Indiana Jones and the Social Security Check of Doom

Just got back from seeing the new Indiana Jones movie with the Long-Suffering Girlfriend. I don’t go to the movies very often, so the experience is always interesting.

Before the show, I ordered a medium soda. The lady behind the counter pulled out a behemoth 44 oz. cup, and I started laughing. “That’s the largest medium soda I’ve ever seen,” I said.

“Yeah, we hear that a lot,” she replied, looking decidedly unamused.

Once we settled in our seats, we got to watch about 15 minutes of commercials before the lights dimmed and the parade of previews floated by.

Now, on the tv, there are a lot of commercials for movies. But at the movies, most of the commercials are for tv shows. It’s a nice bit of symmetry, I think.

So — on to the movie. It’s been getting mixed reviews. Some people liked it, and some didn’t.

I didn’t.

I’d go into detail, but it’s late and I don’t feel like it.

I prefer short reviews, anyway.

Crafty Regulators

Contrary to popular belief, regulators tend to be very clever people. They know the rules of the game, and they know to how to use them to their advantage.

The latest example of bureaucratic perfidy is a recent decision by EU officials to raise tariffs on some high-tech goods from the United States. This doesn’t seem like a smart policy at first glance. It will make goods more expensive for European consumers. The tariffs might also be a violation of the Information Technology Agreement. The U.S. is not pleased, and is launching a WTO case.

There are two ingenious ways that revenue-hungry EU regulators are gaming the system.

One is taking advantage of how bureaucratized the WTO is. The current dispute is only in the first step right now, which is a formal consultation between the WTO and the EU. I believe the next step involves a strongly worded letter.

The EU regulators who imposed the tariffs know that the case will take years to decide. Their tariffs — and revenues — will stand untouched until then. They know they can violate free trade agreements almost at will, and years will pass before they’ll have to answer for it. Very clever.

The second spark of regulatory intelligence is a creative interpretation of the Information Technology Agreement (ITA). Under the agreement, computer monitors are duty-free, but televisions are not. So the EU is arguing that people are using larger computer monitors primarily as televisions, and not as computer monitors. That way they can be taxed.

Of course, only the people actually buying and using large computer monitors can say what they’re using them for. But the regulators have made a good enough argument to stall the WTO.

These are some very smart people. What a shame then, that they are using their talent to hinder trade instead of to free it.

Attack of the Bedbugs

There’s a woman in New York who is claiming that bedbug bites have given her post-traumatic stress disorder. I’m not kidding.

She is suing her former employer for a pretty penny; the infestation was in their offices. How appropriate that the employer in question is a media outlet, Fox News.

Fox, and other outlets, have reported uncritically on all kinds of hypochondria and frivolous lawsuits for years. Now Fox gets to taste some of its own medicine.

The Economy Is Still Growing

The first revision for the first quarter’s GDP is in. Originally figured at 0.6% growth, it is now pegged at a slightly better 0.9%.

That’s not exactly record-setting growth. But the consensus seemed to be that the revision would be downward, perhaps even negative. So good news.

The Cuban Embargo

Barack Obama says he would keep in place the 47-year old Cuban trade embargo if elected President. CNN says Obama views the trade restrictions as “leverage to push for democratic change on the island.”

Yes, those sanctions have been awfully effective. Just look at how much more democratic Cuba has become since we began the embargo.

(Pardon the sarcasm.)

The Crime of Disagreeing


This is what happens to people who disagree with Robert Mugabe. The man in the picture is Morgan Tsvangirai. He is the leader of Zimbabwe’s opposition party, the Movement for Democratic Change. In March of last year he was arrested and beaten for the crime of favoring different policies than Mugabe.

In recent elections Tsvangirai’s MDC took over the parliament. He is also probably the rightful President; he almost certainly beat Mugabe in the election. Zimbabwe is not known for fair elections, though. Tsvangirai still has to go through a run-off election against Mugabe in June.

The Washington Post reports that Tsvangirai just returned home after spending seven weeks abroad for safety reasons. Inflation is now estimated at over one million percent. The economy is in shambles. People are starving. Let us hope that Tsvangirai stays safe, even if he has different ideas than Robert Mugabe.

You Know it’s a Slow News Day When…

One of CNN’s top stories is “Indiana Jones movie upsets communists.”

Spygate

I have an article over at The American Spectator Online on Sen. Specter’s odd involvement in the NFL’s Spygate scandal.

Lessons in Subway Etiquette

I had the most delicious experience riding the subway to work yesterday morning.

The train was packed to the gills, as usual. It was difficult to make room for the people exiting the train at each stop. A tourist — I could tell by his khaki shorts and bulky suitcase — was sitting comfortably in a seat; those around him stood.

Seeing me having to step this way and that to make room for others, he loudly remarked to his friend, “I think this guy needs a train-riding lesson.”

I heard him, loud and clear. Discretion being the better part of valor, I held my tongue.

A couple of stops later, he and his friend got off the train. He stumbled and had a bit of trouble navigating to the exit. I took the opportunity to look him right in the eye and calmly tell him, “I think you need a train-riding lesson.”

He audibly groaned. The look of embarrassment on his face was priceless.

The Epidemiology of Protectionism

Right now South Korea is working toward a free trade agreement with the U.S. It could increase trade between the two nations by $20 billion. Unfortunately, a mad cow disease scare could prevent that from happening.

The hysteria started when the first U.S. case of mad cow disease was detected in 2003. To put it in context, mad cow afflicted a single cow out of the more than 35 million slaughtered that year. That 1-in-35-million ratio has roughly held since then. U.S. beef is safe.

But South Koreans don’t seem to think so. U.S. beef was immediately banned. After quietly simmering in the background, the embargo has been cautiously eased in fits and starts. Last month, President Lee Myung-Bak proposed lifting most restrictions on importing U.S. beef. Politically, the timing could not have been worse. The Korean media has been in hysterics, adding tension to already fragile negotiations.

Korea’s domestic beef lobby has been more than happy to stoke the flames of fear. “Our competitor’s product will kill you,” seems to be their message, with the implied “only buy from us.” People believe them, too.

This is a shame. The benefits to all Koreans from freer trade far outweigh the benefits to a single industry from preferential treatment.

Truth be told, both sides are to blame for the U.S.-Korea trade impasse. Here in the U.S., the tide has also been turning protectionist. The arguments that American liberalization opponents are using are about as sound as their Korean equivalents.

One news outlet said that 94% of Koreans carry a special gene that makes them more susceptible to mad cow disease. That claim has since been exposed as fraudulent. In America, people like Lou Dobbs are claiming that trade costs jobs; but America has gained 26 million net jobs since NAFTA was passed. Wages are higher, too.

Empirical data and economic theory are both on the side of free trade. The people negotiating the U.S.-Korea trade agreement would do well to remember that, even if both the media and public sentiment are against them.