Florida’s legislature sure gets a lot done. This is especially impressive since they’re a part-time legislature, in session for only 60 days each year.
Last month they moved to regulate toilet paper quantities in restaurants.
Now they’re trying to solve the most pressing, urgent problem facing their fine state: fake testicles on the back of trucks.
Some people think this a waste of time. They’re right. But I think legislators aren’t being wasteful enough. Any time they spend on inanities like TruckNutz is time not spent strangling the state’s education and health care systems.
As a bonus, the bill’s own sponsor doubts his ban will become law. But he still tied up the Senate by having them vote on it. Since it passed, now the Assembly will have to waste time voting on it.
Kudos, I say.
